ATL Bracket Time: Elite Eight shows the strength of cats, sex


Our annual bracket competition features “Epic Zoom Fails” from the pandemic era and it was… pretty boring on the last round.

Indeed, the only upset was a 7-10 pullback from India’s most embarrassing Zoom failure, where an unlucky lawyer ate in front of the camera while the country’s solicitor general watched and laughed at him. . Let’s quickly recap:

So what does the support look like now?

OK. Play!

(1) Lawyer tells judge “I’m not a cat” in zoom court’s best mishap to date against. We now have our first major tonal shock. Was the most epic failure – however you choose to define it – the awkward court appearance or the crude display of racism embedded in the halls of a major law school? On the one hand, the history of law school is substantively much more important, but on the other hand, was it really a failure of Zoom or just the inevitable application of karma?

Most epic zoom failure

  • (1) Lawyer Tells Judge “I’m Not a Cat” in Best Zoom Court Incident Yet (88%, 446 votes)
  • (8) Shocking video of law professors making racist comments goes viral (12%, 62 votes)

Total number of voters: 508

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(2) Jeffrey Toobin does a big Poi – OH MY GOD, HIS DICK SPELL !!! against (10) Lawyer: Forcing me to wear a tie is blatant! Judge: Sir, you are wearing pajamas. : I was a little shocked to see Toobin advance by the smaller margin of the competition. Granted, it was still a 62-38 game, but the downfall of America’s most recognized legal commentator because he couldn’t be… ahem… “master of his own domain” for a work call seems like one. much more important matter. But it’s all about confrontations and the doctor who called in court after surgery was a solid 15 seed. Either way, Toobin is now facing our only underdog first-round winner – a slap in the face for a hating lawyer. ties.

Most epic zoom failure

  • (2) Jeffrey Toobin makes a big poi – OH MY GOD, HIS DICK SPELL !!! (81%, 369 votes)
  • (10) Lawyer: Forcing me to wear a tie is blatant! Judge: Sir, you are wearing pajamas. (19%, 86 votes)

Total number of voters: 455

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(3) The Supreme Court’s oral arguments include the flush in the world’s biggest metaphor against (6) Man attends Zoom court hearing from victim’s home, gets arrested: a another tonal clash. The Supreme Court kicked off the distant era with someone taking a trip to the bathroom in the middle of an argument. Compare this with a frightening incident of bullying where an abuser tried to use virtual backgrounds to cover up the fact that he was right next to the victim while testifying. Fortunately, the prosecutor managed to figure it out and send help. Funny or scary… that’s the question in this game.

Most epic zoom failure

  • (6) Man attends Zoom court hearing from victim’s home and is arrested (57%, 261 votes)
  • (3) Oral Supreme Court Arguments Include Flushing In World’s Greatest Metaphor (43%, 194 votes)

Total number of voters: 455

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(4) Yes, he’s a lawyer making love in front of a camera during a hearing! vs (5) Spice up the Zoom client meeting with oral sex: there can only be one! Criminal law coitus or HOA oral argument meeting? You have sex all the way through a drug gang audition and someone crawling under the table for what would otherwise have been the most boring landlord reunion in the world.

Most epic zoom failure

  • (4) Yes, he’s a lawyer making love in front of a camera during a hearing! (66%, 275 votes)
  • (5) Spice up the Zoom client meeting with oral sex (34%, 144 votes)

Total number of voters: 419

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Polling stations will remain open until Wednesday, March 31 at 9 a.m. Eastern time.


Head shotJoe Patrice is editor-in-chief at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe is also the Managing Director of RPN Executive Search.

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